bakaforsenpai:

delicious-food-porn:

littleplasticmonster:

morbidamusement:

cupofcarrots:

brolarosa:

chocolate

CHOCOLATE

Did someone say… chocolate?

WHY IS THERE NO RECIPE SOURCE 

r$W%Y$WGT%W#^$YUQEH

  1. Oreo mousse
  2. Peanut butter cup brownies
  3. Ice cream ball fondue
  4. Peanut butter oreo cupcakes
  5. Brooklyn blackout cake
  6. Pomegranate and chocolate dessert

You’re welcome ~

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1 week ago500,940 notesviasourcereblog

gothghoul:

ATTENTION: If you have an autoplay, if you post any triggering/NSFW content, if you are going on hiatus, or simply need to alert your followers of something, this post is for you.

A lot of people are triggered by sudden noises that they have no idea were coming, or just plain out not being ready for a sound or music. I’ve found a code for your tumblr that you can set to display your own message. I think it’d be really helpful if you have followers afraid of things that will suddenly startle them. You can find the code here. You can also use this for your own alert. Ex: “I am on hiatus!” “This blog contains ____.” This is good for many triggers. Simply copy and paste the code below your <head> and insert your own message into ‘YOUR MESSAGE HERE’. This has been a PSA. Please reblog this so people will know how to make their tumblrs a little safer. It’s not a must, but it’s a nice addition to help your followers feel safer on your blog. 

3 weeks ago44,935 notesviasourcereblog

pholotinshep:

cerpaldi:

This is an amazing site for calming down after a panic attack or to get your mind off of anxieties, basically you just make sand art with your mouse. Highly recommend

THIS IS SO COOL THO

SO MUCH FUNNNN

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3 weeks ago121,319 notesviasourcereblog

ultrafacts:

10 Useful websites that you can use.

More facts on Ultrafacts!

3 weeks ago64,092 notesviasourcereblog

Hello friend, are you having a bad night?

bridgetfromtheinternet:

laughinghorse:

cynicalfelines:

Well,

Here is a live kitten feed

Here is a live puppy feed

Here is a live penguin feed

Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed

Here is a live parakeet feed

Here is a live sea otter feed

Here is a live panda feed

Here is a live calf feed

Here is a live chick feed

Here is a live sloth feed

*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*

<3

this will vastly improve my life.

4 weeks ago94,360 notesviasourcereblog

pansages:

ok so this is a post about chest binding and a certain binder that you SHOULD NOT buy!

information and pictures under the cut but this is pretty important so if you are looking to buy a binder i strongly recommend looking at this

Read More

4 weeks ago8,694 notesviasourcereblog

mjolnirismymanhood:

screamingthesilence:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS

APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE

FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THAT SWEET WOMAN OF JESUS AUNT JEMIMA’S WAFFLES AND YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM THAN JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DAMN ICE CREAM THEN SHIT MAN YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK.

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IF YOU’RE NOT A WHINY PANSY AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING A HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER THEN TOSS IN SOME OTHER SHIT YOU LIKE

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BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON ALL YOU PANSIES WHO WANT YOUR ICE CREAM UNTAINTED BY OTHER SUCCULENT TOPPINGS

RIP INTO THAT BOX OF SWEET AUNTIE’S WAFFLES AND FIRMLY GRASP TWO

NO MORE THAN TWO

JUST DON’T DO IT

YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE COLOSSAL CREAM CLUB SUB  

ONCE YOU HAVE THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS IN YOUR HAND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM SO THAT THEY LAND PERFECTLY IN YOUR TOASTER

IF YOUR AIM SUCKS ASS JUST PUT THEM IN GENTLY WHILE TRASH TALKING YOUR TOASTER BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HARDCORE

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WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR WAFFLES TO BE AS TOASTY AS YOUR CHOICE ASS RUN OUTSIDE AND SMASH A CAR OR SOMETHING

BY THE TIME YOU WASH THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE SYRUP DISKS SHOULD BE READY FOR ACTION

TOSS THOSE FUCKERS ON A PLATE AND PILE THE CREAMY GOODNESS ON ONE OF THEM

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COVER UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR OTHER WAFFLE AND WHIP OUT THAT BUTTERFLY BLADE YOU KEEP ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE YOU

STAB THE BASTARD REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT’S PERFECTLY SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

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NOW FOR YOU SICK FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MORE TOPPINGS YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME SHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU TO DO BUT BEFORE YOU PILE ON YOUR ICE CREAM YOU WANT TO LATHER YOUR PEANUT BUTTER/ CHOCOLATE SYRUP/ WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ONTO THE WAFFLE

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THEN DUMP OTHER TASTY SHIT ON THERE AS YOU SEE FIT

YOU GET TO FIGURE OUT THAT PART I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS LITTLE SHITLET

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AND AFTER THAT JUST GO BACK UP AND READ THE PANSY INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME THING FROM HERE OUT

CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND YOUR PRIZE IS YOU GET TO GO DEVOUR IT LIKE IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE TASTED SINCE YOUR MOTHER’S BREAST MILK BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE IS

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I love people who can speak my language in recipes

4 weeks ago224,159 notesviasourcereblog

kevwinchester:

cpropht:

wherewilltheducksgo:

im poor ill try it

ooohhh i have to try this

Sweet Jesus

1 month ago289,918 notesviasourcereblog

verticalfood:

Baked Vanilla Bean Doughnuts

1 month ago6,728 notesviasourcereblog

triceraclops:

I got a request for a nighttime/space background with a purple sky and yellow stars, so I mucked around for a bit and here’s what I came up with

it’s not strictly pixel art because I used lots of gradients but w/e

if you wanna use this you can and I’d personally suggest setting it to repeat-x, attaching it to the bottom of the window and making the background colour the same colour as the very top of the image. credit is appreciated but not required, just don’t claim them as your own.

1 month ago7,872 notesviasourcereblog